AU: Castiel as the Doctor (inspired by this)
THIS WORKS SO WELL HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE BEST EDITING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE.
“Not all angels are bad”
How in the fuck? Seriously, how in the fuck did this gif maker do this?! How?!
How to get your graduation date just a little wrong, by Pete Wentz (x)
It’s funny because it’s Jared Padalecki.
it’s even funnier because he’s eating a salad
It’s even funnier because his character’s name is Dean
even funnier because he worked at Moose’s Market
it was foreshadowing
oh my god
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
The warm morning light of December 30th shone through my burgundy blinds. My eyes opened with a brief flutter and before me, was a 7inch penis whose owner was a mystery. This is it. My 2,401st birthday.
“It’s time,” I whisper with tears of joy streaming down my face.
“It’s time for the cock,”
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think