IM GOING TO SEE MUSE TOMORROW SO I WON’T BE BACK TILL SUNDAY, AND SO… UNTIL THEN ;) TTFN
pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
the-adequate-gatsby: It’s 3 am You hear a noise in your kitchen You go to investigate It’s me sitting at your table I ask you to sit down “I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
mishaoverlord: ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are...
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart i hate when people say animals are stupid. they know what you’re saying to them, so treat them with respect and they will treat you. this is a great example of them understanding exactly what you’re saying
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hec-ticglow: love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
Muse are the biggest band in the world right now — perhaps not quite the most...– Muse Interview May 24, 2013(x)
We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn) But this explains the 90s kids (via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
purgatorydean: wait guys but what if the Doctor’s real name was just Sweetie this entire time
haemus: skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity. I want to have a bf just like that
Anonymous asked: What if in sherlock, Moriarty was an actor, hired by moriarty, and in S3 theres the real moriartry but we dont see him and we find out sherlock knew all along and didnt die etc :o
mrbughuul: Has anyone seen this? Doctor Who The Beast Below And Gerard Way on the MCR split. Can we have an island in the stars where the Doctor comes to save us now?
i just went downstaires to my brothers party and this one dude wapped out an acoustic guitar and started sing wonderwall and wow original
spoken-not-written: milfoftheyear: when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
omarnorthtower: some-atoms: kalycle: hooruss: some-atoms: It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look. self conscious brains aww brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible because if they’re visible something is deeply...
gildedwildebeest: orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
andivictoria: so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized here’s my sister: here’s my other sister: and here’s me
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
what if you get tattoos of nipples all over your body… and only you know what nipples are real
vexarion: ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
THEY’RE PLAYING FUCKING PARTY ROCK PLEASE KILL ME
my brother has 17 of his friends over for a party. and they’re like 15/16 and they’re drinking beer and im not allowed to go downstairs and i feel like this is pretty much every au. and it sucks more.
releasethedoves: swiggity swag whats in the bag oh shit
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”