January 2012
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tomdefatass:
hey
how you doin
is everybody having a good night
fuck yeah youre having a good night after youve seen this picture
well…
i have officially been on tumblr for a year
happy birthday to my blog?
i think that this proves how antisocial i actually am, to start a blog on new years day, and to still be on it a year later
oh well, i have no regrets, and i would just like to be all mushy for a second and thank everyone who has put up with my fat ass, and to say i love all you guys for sticking with me this...
fireworks: lets start this new year off with a bang
HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
December 2011
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latedawns-earlysunsets:
mikey way’s phone number is
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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fromthelightstothepavement:
Umbrella Academy The Rumor necklace giveaway!
I made this because I was bored and yeah it’s The Rumor (00.03) logo from The Umbrella Academy
reblog as many times as you want, likes don’t count, you don’t have to follow me but it would be appreciated :)
I’ll pick someone one month from today, on January 30th
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yousaypotatoisayvodka replied to your post: Potato
My name means potato.
you say potato i say vodka
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its funny that my body prepares itself for a fertilized egg when its not gonna do it itself
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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someone's talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
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pippalikesyou replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: allthebliss they-bruise-real-easy…
I don’t care if it’s just 1%…kfdjsjioigoskdgjlsdkglsdkgdkg I LOVE YOU
jgsocjagsocfhvs I LOVE YOU 16% YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
BUT YOUR MY CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
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executing:
continues using missing e as an act of rebellion
why do you say puppy dogs, and not dog puppys, but...
